Let’s go to the bitch!!!!! - VJ Greg

Despite the title, I can assure you there is no real profanity here. * Video attached.

Here’s a rough transcript if you aren’t too busy doubling over in laughter. 

yo what’s up what’s up
you’re here on the um pssst
on the um nes
so right now you we are here on the uh on the uh summer
so let’s think about summer
so it’s time to party right
so what we o what we do right here in Samar
vacations
actually we do the uh we do the uh
we clean the beaches right
and of course
before before Samar comes
we do the uh
we clean the beaches
and all the tans are a packed ready
and you’re going to the malls
and actually you’re going to buy
your favorite swimsuits
especially especial for the girls rights
and for the boys your favorite bikini hmmmmmmmmm
so what you’re waiting for
go on to the bitch
and try your lack to have the bikini bikinis
and i know there’s a lot of guys there
that you want to have to uh
to look at the girls hmm
and you know you know what you know what you’re looking at with your eyes
for me the Samar means you’re going to bitch and your trying
all the underwater adventure
and all the sportsfest that we out there uh right
so i’m VJ Greg signing off

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ALL THE L33T SPEAK CANNOT DO JUSTICE TO THE INANITY OF THIS "VJ." This guy owns Janina any day seriously. Except, Janina is good-looking… So… Yeah…

But I’m not discounting the fact that he might have been really nervous. He had a good start (obviously a poser though, yuck)  and fumbled when he forgot the name of the event.

Yeash, when are these people going to stop using faux American accents. And with the look too, poser!

Samar is just a great place to go to you know for vacations where we can you know uh clean the bitch. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA I’m sorry I’m mean but I can’t help it.

He did a very good Borat impersonation with "Go on to the bitch" though.

BIKINI HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (He’s such a perv.) 

I’m not sure if this will be picked up for one of those university rivalries again. 

A more sane and personal post up next.