-Maya Angelou
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June 22, 2008An open letter to my belly.
Dear Belly,
Over the years you have been manageable. I mean my waistline was a 26 at some point in time. And now I go shopping for jeans and find out I can barely squeeze into a 32. I’m a 34 now. It’s heartbreaking.
I’m not much into beer. I know I’ve always had a healthy appetite but I never expected you to grow this much. I can probably blame it on OJT. I just sat there in my cube most of the time anyway, then ate when I was hungry. Then ate when my co-intern was hungry. Then ate when my co-workers were hungry. Then ate when my boss brought something he bought at the store downstairs. Most of the time junk food. Ok fine, ALL OF THE TIME junk food.
I realize that this is my fault. For being such a slob and not exercising. But now I’m living in Kaitpunan, I can go jogging inside Ateneo anytime that I want. So I just wanted you to know that your days are numbered.
In sum: You’re going down!
Rest in pieces.
Previous Comments
Yeah, we even named my bad to remind us to lose our bellies.
Posted by Ade at June 24, 2008, 1:00 pmHaha! I knew it! I’m not the only one with a bulging tummy. I’m currently on a diet, i.e., eating cereals or oats with fruits for dinner. Might help. 
LOL. I’ve told my belly exactly these many times before. But the belly always prevail. Reason being I’m so lazy.
Posted by J at June 28, 2008, 12:44 amwell ..having a small sports injury and I ám going on holidays..my belly is probably going to score 1-0 over me..
Posted by Arjan at July 3, 2008, 3:37 pm
Peterjuan also made a letter to his belly. Wow, belly is really becoming an issue here in the Philippines. Lol! Goodluck with your belly!
Posted by Facts at June 22, 2008, 11:48 pm